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| “Adorable”–now think of all this stuff mixed in with dried peas, skanky cheerios, and loads of random “other” and you’re got the picture of the scary world under the plastic seat of our high chair… |
In the mood to see a movie? Don’t have the money, time, and/or a sitter? If you have young kids in your home and can handle a horror flick, I have the perfect solution! Two steps involved:
1. Walk over to your child’s highchair.
2. Pick up the plastic-seat cover and lift it up.
I know, I know. You can thank me later. For now, just go pat yourself on the back for having scored such convenient and cheap entertainment and try to recover from the inordinate horror of what you have just seen.
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Meredith blogs at The Mom of the Year, where she dedicatedly earns her title one epic parenting fail at a time, offering quick, relatable laughs for fellow parents and all their empathizers. She has been part of several best-selling anthologies, featured on prominent sites such as Huffington Post, In the Powder Room and BlogHer, and loves her role as the Executive VP/Operations Manager of The BlogU Conference. When she's not breaking up fights over Legos and juice boxes, she remains fully committed to sharing a less serious look at the world of parenting.
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