Pajama Jeans

WHAT HAPPENED?!?  I saw the info-merical, blew it off as crazy, somehow scored an Eversave in the meantime and slunk (I wish!) my way into a pair.  Now here I am, having stalked my way into owning 4 total pairs of As-Seen-on-TV pajama jeans for a mere $70.  I feel like a college-age rock star in my super-comfy new jeans and am permanently eschewing all other brands.  I don’t care that my adorably-25 yr. old sister regards me with a “tolerable sense of dissonence” for falling in love with this as-seen-on-TV treasure.  Let’s talk in 10 years, honey.

In the meantime, move aside mom-friendly stretchy black pants, this Mom of the Year is now rocking out her PAJAMA JEANS.  These manage to skillfully breach the gap between “daywear” and “Otherwise”.  One day last week I had to Go Out At Night.  Sweatpants would have been inappropriate for this particular occasion and my pajama jeans had yet to arrive in the mail, so the only choice I had was to go formal–bring on the sweet black dress I wore at my mother’s funeral (whatever all you haters–it’s the last new outfit I’ve bought in a long time and I love it, so yes, will continue to re-wear).  In any case, naptime was the only chance I had to “get ready” for my night out, so there I am at 3pm, rocking out my formal wear, praying that none of my neighbors would stop by and think me crazy.  So, this is where we praise God that I now have another option–now able to happily cross the bridge between bummy and dressy.  Dang if I don’t look hot in these modern Mom Jeans.  Screw all of you who dare to point out the elasticity of these jeans.

Oh, you know he is…;)

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Meredith

Meredith blogs at The Mom of the Year, where she dedicatedly earns her title one epic parenting fail at a time, offering quick, relatable laughs for fellow parents and all their empathizers. She has been part of several best-selling anthologies, featured on prominent sites such as Huffington Post, In the Powder Room and BlogHer, and loves her role as the Executive VP/Operations Manager of The BlogU Conference. When she's not breaking up fights over Legos and juice boxes, she remains fully committed to sharing a less serious look at the world of parenting.

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