Sex Sells

I was reading about how to increase traffic on your blog.  One tidbit of advice that repeatedly cropped up was “sex sells”.  Really?  Okay–here is your sex.  I decided to be adventurous and order some new underwear (albeit with a Groupon and free shipping code).  My husband was folding laundry the other night (I am amazingly blessed to have such a hands-on guy, I know) and picked up an article of said new clothing and just gave me “a look”.  I gave him “a look” right back (unnecessary to note the obvious moral objections here, I think) and said, “Yes, Jared.  In my spare time, I am trolling for men in the aisles at Giant b/c I actually have the energy to have an affair.  Specifically, I get hot and bothered by all the unemployed hotties that can’t in anyway provide for me or the children.”  WHATEVER.  Give me a stupid look, get a stupid response.  In the meantime, just give me my pretty panties.