I May Have Peed Myself Just a Little…

Behold: My Future (at least it comes in the flattering “soft peach” shade, tight?)

This is possibly related to unsavory post-pregnancy “issues” that those of you who have birthed a being will understand.   Also possible: rocking a nasty cold, I coughed really, really hard.  Still possible: I had postponed a breakaway to the bathroom for far too long and my bladder was way overfull.  I’d love to say this only happened one time.  It hasn’t.  My first indication that this was a definite problem should have been one night when my husband and I were madly trying to school a basket of clean laundry and get everything put away in everyone’s rooms before the kids went to bed.  He shouted at me from down the hall “Should I put your diapers in the top draw–”  He stopped mid-word, horrified of his Freudian slip, “I meant underwear!  I meant underwear!”  Yeah, sure, dear…Roll out the Depends b/c that’s obviously where this Mom of the Year is headed…

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Meredith

Meredith blogs at The Mom of the Year, where she dedicatedly earns her title one epic parenting fail at a time, offering quick, relatable laughs for fellow parents and all their empathizers. She has been part of several best-selling anthologies, featured on prominent sites such as Huffington Post, In the Powder Room and BlogHer, and loves her role as the Executive VP/Operations Manager of The BlogU Conference. When she's not breaking up fights over Legos and juice boxes, she remains fully committed to sharing a less serious look at the world of parenting.

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