Why is My Laptop in the Oven?

This happened.  I could try to explain why, but it is so, so much funnier if I don’t.  Here is the situation: the laptop is my “place of business”.   Yes, nevermind that I don’t actually have a business or any means of gainful employment.  Yes, is says a lot about my sketchy (love that word–why oh why has it gone out of style and can we please bring it back??) mental health that my “home base” is so very transportable and dated (we’re not talking about an iPad here, people).  Regardless of all the above, the laptop is sacred territory and instantaneous smiting on anyone who screws with it.  Herein lies the problem: my family has somehow selfishly decided that they are welcome to actually touch (gasp!) my laptop.  There is a potential that this Mom of the Year could learn to share, but when said laptop is FOUND IN THE OVEN, I draw the line.  Official state of crankiness declared.  Mommy is not happy.  Too much to invest in a fireproof safe for exclusive storage of the laptop and refuse to give anyone else the combination??

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Meredith

Meredith blogs at The Mom of the Year, where she dedicatedly earns her title one epic parenting fail at a time, offering quick, relatable laughs for fellow parents and all their empathizers. She has been part of several best-selling anthologies, featured on prominent sites such as Huffington Post, In the Powder Room and BlogHer, and loves her role as the Executive VP/Operations Manager of The BlogU Conference. When she's not breaking up fights over Legos and juice boxes, she remains fully committed to sharing a less serious look at the world of parenting.

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